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What
Moms Really Want for Mother's Day ?
For my teenager to announce "Hey, Mom! I
got a full scholarship and a job all in the same
day!"
Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty
To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a
question without rolling her eyes in that
"Why is this person my mother?" way.
A grocery store that doesn't have
candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at the checkout
line.
To be able to step on a plane with my toddlers
and NOT have someone moan, "Oh no! Why
me...!"
Mothers come in all shapes and sizes. For
example, an Italian Mother might chastise her
offspring for not eating by saying, "Eat
your dinner, or I'll kill you." A Jewish
Mother on the other hand would say, "Eat
your dinner, or I'll kill myself."
If evolution really works, how come Mothers only
have two hands ?
Personally, I think today's kids ought to do
something really special for their Mothers on
Mother's Day -- like move out ! |
